Everything Is British And Everything Hurts or The Best Of The Brits or The Brit Awards or I'm So British or I Wish I was Born In England

My dad went to England, Britain, UK, The United Kingdom or whatever the hell you call it. 

I have decided to do a British appreciation post, so make some tea and biscuits and enjoy =D

British Music

The Beatles > "Help! Can anybody help?" I just found the greatest band in history 

David Bowie > Ziggy played guitar and had mismatched eyes 

The Sex Pistols > The first and most awesome punk rock band. God Save The Queen!

Coldplay > If you don't like them then "I will try to fix you"

The Cure > Whenever I listen to you "You make me feel like I am home again"

Asking Alexandria > They are "Rock and roll at it's fucking finest"

You Me At Six > "If I were in your shoes" I'd listen to this band

Queen > You are "Under Pressure" to like this band

Siouxsie and The Banshees > This band has me "Spellbound"

The Who > If you don't know who they are, you are dumb 

The Smiths > "You've got everything" if you listen to them

Bauhaus > "Bela Lugosi is dead, he's dead" but this bands music will live forever 

Enter Shikari > "It is fate" you shall like this band

Iron Maiden > "I can hear them floating on the wind"

One Direction > This band "Stole My Heart"

(I apologize if your favorite band is not on this list, a full list of English bands can be found here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bands_from_England)

British TV:

Doctor Who > You will never forget your first Doctor

Sherlock > You are going to deduct that this show is the bomb!

Downton Abbey > This is a bloody good show

Torchwood > Doctor Who spin off series staring Captain Jack Harkness, what's not to love?

(All British television programmes are here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_television_programmes)

British Actors:

All British actors are amazing so they all go on here 

British Books:
Harry Potter > If you don't like this story, please go away =]

Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit > Do I even have to explain why these are good?

Any thing by Jane Austen, Charles Dickens or William Shakespeare

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy > More proof that England is awesome. Seriously read these books

Lord Of The Flies > Iconic book for boys

Alice Adventures in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass > This book is actually good

A Room With A View > I've heard this is a good love story. 

A Clockwork Orange > Good book, good movie

Dracula > I feel bad that I haven't read this yet

Sherlock Holmes > Read it!!

Any thing by Agatha Christie

Okay pretty much any classic book can go on this list

(Full list here http://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/british)

British Movies:
 This list will be too long so here is a helpful link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_films


We must not forget about their very sexy accents and their tea and crumpets 

So there you have it. England is pretty awesome!!

Air Travel

So many people travel on planes it's crazy!!!!!

old 

young

emo

goth

punk 

rich 

poor

preppy

business people

tourists

babies

teens

grandmas

dads

kids

adults

gammers

geeks

jocks

aunts

cousins

newbies

frequent flyers

celebrities
him
her

you
me
us

Airplane/Airport 101

First time on a plane?

1. you are not going to die

2. listen to the flight attendants so you know how to buckle your seat belts

3. peanuts and pretzals are not very good

4. cookies are the winners

5. no cash pay by credit card

6. soda and juice is free

7. alcohol is not

8. ask for blankets and pillows if your sleepy

9. headphones are $2

10. bring earplugs if you don't like crying babies

11. change your babies dipper people it smells

12.chew gum when it's time to land you'll thank me

13. yes there is a bathroom

14. yes there is a sink

At the airport?

1. don't dilly dally 

2. food is expensive

3. gift shops are fun

4, don't miss your flight

5.carry on is advised 

6.locks on luggage are stupid!

10 Ways How to Spot a Tourist

1. they are fat (generally)

2. they travel in groups (2 females, 2 males) (family with toddlers)

3. fanny packs (bleh)

4. maps

5. they are seen at amusement parks/museums

6. fast food!

7. all year long (geesus do they ever go away?)

8. can be seen in gift/souvenir  shops

9. travel in vans!

10. OUT OF STATE LICENSE PLATES (duh!)