10 Ways How to Spot a Tourist

1. they are fat (generally)

2. they travel in groups (2 females, 2 males) (family with toddlers)

3. fanny packs (bleh)

4. maps

5. they are seen at amusement parks/museums

6. fast food!

7. all year long (geesus do they ever go away?)

8. can be seen in gift/souvenir  shops

9. travel in vans!

10. OUT OF STATE LICENSE PLATES (duh!)