Airplane/Airport 101

First time on a plane?

1. you are not going to die

2. listen to the flight attendants so you know how to buckle your seat belts

3. peanuts and pretzals are not very good

4. cookies are the winners

5. no cash pay by credit card

6. soda and juice is free

7. alcohol is not

8. ask for blankets and pillows if your sleepy

9. headphones are $2

10. bring earplugs if you don't like crying babies

11. change your babies dipper people it smells

12.chew gum when it's time to land you'll thank me

13. yes there is a bathroom

14. yes there is a sink

At the airport?

1. don't dilly dally 

2. food is expensive

3. gift shops are fun

4, don't miss your flight

5.carry on is advised 

6.locks on luggage are stupid!