West Coast V.S. East Coast or Why The West Coast Wins or Rather California Does

Taco Del Mar (drive thru tacos!!)
Carls Jr. (it's not Hardees people!!)
Jack In The Box (home of the best milkshakes)
Warm Oceans (= more surfing and beach fun)
No Winter (duh!!!)
Napa Valley (don't wine)
San Francisco (San Fran)
Los Angeles (city of angels) (L.A.)
San Diego
Sacramento (Sacyourtomato)
Disney Land so beats Disney World!
Hello people this is California!!
San Francisco 49ers
California Girls (uh... DUH!!)
Hollywood
Beverly Hills (that's where I wanna be!)
Do I really Have To Explain This To You????
The West Is Just Sooooo Much Better
 

Air Travel

So many people travel on planes it's crazy!!!!!

old 

young

emo

goth

punk 

rich 

poor

preppy

business people

tourists

babies

teens

grandmas

dads

kids

adults

gammers

geeks

jocks

aunts

cousins

newbies

frequent flyers

celebrities
him
her

you
me
us

Airplane/Airport 101

First time on a plane?

1. you are not going to die

2. listen to the flight attendants so you know how to buckle your seat belts

3. peanuts and pretzals are not very good

4. cookies are the winners

5. no cash pay by credit card

6. soda and juice is free

7. alcohol is not

8. ask for blankets and pillows if your sleepy

9. headphones are $2

10. bring earplugs if you don't like crying babies

11. change your babies dipper people it smells

12.chew gum when it's time to land you'll thank me

13. yes there is a bathroom

14. yes there is a sink

At the airport?

1. don't dilly dally 

2. food is expensive

3. gift shops are fun

4, don't miss your flight

5.carry on is advised 

6.locks on luggage are stupid!

10 Ways How to Spot a Tourist

1. they are fat (generally)

2. they travel in groups (2 females, 2 males) (family with toddlers)

3. fanny packs (bleh)

4. maps

5. they are seen at amusement parks/museums

6. fast food!

7. all year long (geesus do they ever go away?)

8. can be seen in gift/souvenir  shops

9. travel in vans!

10. OUT OF STATE LICENSE PLATES (duh!)

100 Things

1.I'm a vegetarian/vegan

2.I'm kinda crazy

3.I'm single and hating it

4.I love bubbles

5. http://inception.davepedu.com/ Is a fun button to push

6.I owe my mom 57 dollars :/

7.In live in the most boring state EVER!!!

8.I need a job

9.My BFFFLTTWEAB lives across the country

10. best friend forever for life till the world ends and beyond

11.this cable is not recommended for this phone 

12.I'm on my laptop

13. is my favorite number

14.I have kissed a girl and she had cherry chapstick xD

15.why am I doing this?

16.that's how old i am

17.no, i don't have a car

18.or a liecence 

19.or a permit

20.i'm bored are you?

21.i wish i could legally drink

22.this is tedious

23.charlie is so cool like

24.dan is not on fire

25.dan is on fire

26.charlie the unicorn bit my finger

27.DONT BE STUPID (said in an english accent)

28.because your cardboard

29.oh no im so old

30.and now im officially old

31.the years go by and by and then you die

32.6:17 pm

33.wtf am i doing this for again

34.i love you

35.draft saved 6:18 pm

36.FINE! be stupid

37.getting old again

38.and again

39.and again

40.years oh shit

41.why is fuck a bad word

42.that's good

43.you do that

44.onision has brain herpes?

45.is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler?

46. the font fucking changed

47. search for because your cardboard on google and refreash the page abizzilion times thanks

48.ahhhh almost halfway

49.omfg im old

50.halfway done

51.must go pull weeds FML jk 

52.Our systems have detected unusual traffic from your computer network. This page checks to see if it's really you sending the requests, and not a robot

53.ok i have to go pull weeds be back soon

54.is pulling weeds so dont go away

55.he's lying

100.ok im done now!!