West Coast V.S. East Coast or Why The West Coast Wins or Rather California Does

Taco Del Mar (drive thru tacos!!)
Carls Jr. (it's not Hardees people!!)
Jack In The Box (home of the best milkshakes)
Warm Oceans (= more surfing and beach fun)
No Winter (duh!!!)
Napa Valley (don't wine)
San Francisco (San Fran)
Los Angeles (city of angels) (L.A.)
San Diego
Sacramento (Sacyourtomato)
Disney Land so beats Disney World!
Hello people this is California!!
San Francisco 49ers
California Girls (uh... DUH!!)
Hollywood
Beverly Hills (that's where I wanna be!)
Do I really Have To Explain This To You????
The West Is Just Sooooo Much Better
 

Air Travel

So many people travel on planes it's crazy!!!!!

old 

young

emo

goth

punk 

rich 

poor

preppy

business people

tourists

babies

teens

grandmas

dads

kids

adults

gammers

geeks

jocks

aunts

cousins

newbies

frequent flyers

celebrities
him
her

you
me
us

Airplane/Airport 101

First time on a plane?

1. you are not going to die

2. listen to the flight attendants so you know how to buckle your seat belts

3. peanuts and pretzals are not very good

4. cookies are the winners

5. no cash pay by credit card

6. soda and juice is free

7. alcohol is not

8. ask for blankets and pillows if your sleepy

9. headphones are $2

10. bring earplugs if you don't like crying babies

11. change your babies dipper people it smells

12.chew gum when it's time to land you'll thank me

13. yes there is a bathroom

14. yes there is a sink

At the airport?

1. don't dilly dally 

2. food is expensive

3. gift shops are fun

4, don't miss your flight

5.carry on is advised 

6.locks on luggage are stupid!